Gas Wars

In this house, gas is plentiful – unfortunately, it’s not the kind that fuels cars. The lines for gasoline in New York are outrageous. Tempers are at an all time high and there’s an eerie tension that permeates through the windshield of camped out drivers in line for gas that stretched for seven blocks.


“Gas Zombies,” my husband calls them.


And they do have a glazed look in their eyes, sniffing for fresh gasoline. They look like slaves as they lug back a full gas can to their car parked somewhere populated, I’m sure. Is it smart we trust these morons to pump gas in the middle of the street? Idiots like the ones my husband witnessed in the “Gas Can” line with an empty five-gallon water jug. Fortunately, the police pulled them out of line and explained to them that it’s illegal. Can you believe, they put up a fight.


A quarter mile line of cars waiting for gas


Taxis and commercial vehicles, I can understand. It’s their livelihood. But the other folks? Where do they need to go that they need their cars so badly? At this rate, everybody’s going to be out of gas – as it is, private cab companies are telling their customers there are no vehicles to service them because they’re all out of gas. Do we wait for 911 to tell us there are no ambulances to help them for the same reason before people get off their fat asses?


Any day now, I’m expecting Lord Humungus to show up at the Hess station and demand all the drivers with full gas tanks to just “Walk Away.”


We will spare you your lives, just leave the gasoline.


Instead, I saw a woman – probably in her fifties – in her walking outfit and going down the middle of the street doing something I pictured my mother would do: she was going from car to car, yelling at the drivers to get out and walk like everybody else!


If I had my tuba with me, I’d have walked behind and cheered her on. Hope she doesn’t get shot.


  1. I would TOTALLY be with her, only I’d be skipping. And wearing a tu-tu. Need to make sure people see me. And I would call everyone fat and lazy even though I’m kinda fat and right now I’m lazy but not always.
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  2. I’m soooo far behind on my blog stalking…which is a shame ’cause I’ve missed out the last couple weeks on working “gas zombie” into my everyday banter. I’ll start first thing in the a.m.
    Glad you’re all safe and sound. 🙂
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  3. First off, glad you are doing just fine.
    And I’ll accompany you with my glockenspiel!
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  4. Maybe they were needing gas for their generators?

    At any rate, people are crazy!
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  5. People are crazy. Even the ones not following random strangers around with tubas.
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  6. That’s just unheard of nowadays. Have there been any reports of price gouging in your area? You folks stay safe.
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