Apparently, we can’t get rid of our cable because there’s nothing good on Netflix Instant Play. Everything we want to see is still on an archaic DVD, which we reduced to four per month plan because my thumb-head husband tends to leave the movie sitting around for two weeks before watching it.
He must think it’s wine. But no matter how long it sits, a crappy movie is still going to be a waste of time.
Since we’ve gone through every episode of “Family Guy” and “Bob’s Burgers” I suggested watching “The Twilight Zone” – it turned out to be the original series – in black and white.
After the opening scene, Zuki asked, “When is he going to open the door and go into color?”
“This is not the Wizard of Oz, buddy. It stays black and white.”
He crossed his arms over his chest and sunk back into his chair. “This sucks.”
By the third episode, both boys “appreciated” the show and it’s integrity. It was about the story, not the actors or the set or the special effects.
I never realized how much the actors sweat on the show. Good old fashioned sweat – not spray on.
Alas, the intelligence of the show was too much for them. When they couldn’t figure out what Rod Sterling had to do with the show – or what he was saying for that matter – they asked if they could watch something else.
And turned on “Family Guy”.
They will probably never go near a black and white movie or TV show again. If they do, their brain will automatically go into zombie mode because everything they watch on the screen now is over-stimulated. In high definition. With scenes and action for people with a three minute attention span.
The only thing they’ll ever desire in black and white – is a cookie.